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Posts Tagged ‘Ford Escape’

  • Fuck DARPA: A Clunker Manifesto

    Jul 30, 13 • Featured, New Cars, RantsComments Off
    Fuck DARPA: A Clunker Manifesto

    I’m not a conspiracy theorist. It’s not because I don’t think that the government would love to start snooping around at what’s in my sock drawer, mind you. It’s because nobody in the government can seem to orchestrate a blowjob in a bus station men’s room without getting caught. But the more I read about ...

  • Quick Look: 2013 Ford Escape

    Oct 3, 12 • Featured, New Cars, NewsComments Off
    Quick Look: 2013 Ford Escape

    The outgoing Ford Escape became a best-seller after its introduction in 2001, but the truth is, I never liked it much. It always felt cheap and thrashy to me, especially on the trip I took to the motorcycle show at the Javitz Center in New York City soon after the vehicle launched. So I wasn’t ...

  • First Impressions: 2011 Kia Sportage EX

    Nov 3, 10 • Commuting, New Cars, News1 Comment
    First Impressions: 2011 Kia Sportage EX

        It’s been a long time since I’ve driven a Kia Sportage. Two generations, in fact. The last one I drove was probably some time around 1999 and I’ll pull no punches here: It was the single biggest pile of crap I ever drove, bar none. With the exception of its price tag, it ...